I'm on some adult dating site where I periodically trawl for fuckbuddies, and my profile now is quite gruff:
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About me:There was a woman on there today who sounded a bit flaky but possibly fun, so I sent her a nice little email. And I got this back.. I'm still not sure what to make of it (but I do know that the likelihood of the two of us meeting up and having any kind of agreeable fun is zero, for various reasons).
Mid-40s, decent, sensible guy living in inner Sydney. Easy-going, imaginative, adventurous. In good shape and looking for casual fun. Ideally not just a one-off, I like exploring.
Please note :I'm not really looking for someone for walks on the beach or snuggling up to watch DVDs. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course.
I am looking for:
Someone who's sane, articulate, adventurous and doesn't have lots of tattoos. That should narrow it down nicely.
Hi J, thank you for the message. I, 2 am not after anything serious, well not in a relationship anyway!! However very serious in having a great time!!! I love to dance, both on a dance floor and on a decent male/female. I am not a lesbian as I love cock!!! But bi curious??? I believe I'm at my sexual peak. Actually have been since I was 12. So yeah! May be we could go out for a dance sometime and then dance some more???? Sensible??? What really is sensible?? Party hard, Fuck hard!! Read your profile, I see you 2 are bi curious. Baby!! cum to mumma!! Promise I'll be gentle with you, have 12 cocks 4 you to chose from. Love to give. By the way, I'm a top not a bottom!!!! XXX SThis woman is, apparently, 42 years old. Amazing. 16 exclamation points, 12 question marks.
2 comments:
And at least three uses of numerals such as 2 and 4 in lieu of English words.
Your profile's refreshing as it doesn't mention 'fun' and you know what you're looking for. And you didn't mention borrowing a caravan, and that's always a good thing.
Her lack of correct grammar frightens me. Her enthusiasm excites me.
Are you a Sydney boy? I could have sworn you said Melbourne?
Salacious Soul
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