Telegraph

I was talking to a friend the other day about fetishes, and about how some of them can get quite specific, and I remembered a guy I'd run across when I lived in London (notice I didn't say come across.) I never met him but I must have read his profile a dozen times. He had a thing for being beaten on the buttocks with a rolled-up newspaper by an older man wearing a suit. He was quite specific, and there's something a bit magical in the details.

First, it had to be a broadsheet newspaper, which (and this was a couple of years ago) narrowed it down to four. He wasn't going to be beaten with a rolled-up copy of the Currant Bun, or the Daily Mail. And among the broadsheets, he didn't want the Guardian. Too soft-left, one assumes; it's the newspaper for social workers. The Indy and the Times were barely acceptable. What he really wanted, it turned out, was to be beaten with a rolled-up copy of the Telegraph. And in a horrible way that does make a lot of sense.

Anyone have any other ones? It's the specificity I like. Don't be shy, leave a comment.